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>> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." this hour brought to you by go to meeting with hd faces. >> well there is that. >> stephanie: if i could just have a marriage by go to meeting that would probably work for me. >> that would work. >> stephanie: try it free for 30 days, won't you. go to gotomeeting.com and type in the promo code stephanie. good morning. >> caller: good morning, i'm calling about the attempt to sneak in a wal-mart here in the high desert. they are trying to locate it across the street from the high school. isn't there a law in this state saying you can't sell liquor within a thousand feet of a fool. >> i don't know the particular liquor laws. >> stephanie: yeah we can check into that. i don't know. >> yeah. >> stephanie: let's go to walt in new york. welcome. >> caller: hi, steph. really love your show and i'm encouraged to find your group so cheerful so early in the morning. >> it's an act. >> stephanie: yeah. go ahead, walt. >> caller: the right to work shouldn't that be the right to be a slave law? >>
>> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." this hour brought to you by go to meeting with hd faces. >> well there is that. >> stephanie: if i could just have a marriage by go to meeting that would probably work for me. >> that would work. >> stephanie: try it free for 30 days, won't you. go to gotomeeting.com and type in the promo code stephanie. good morning. >> caller: good morning, i'm calling about the attempt to sneak in a wal-mart here...
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>> stephanie: yes. >> do you still use it? >> stephanie: no. i'm already going to hell so i think it was okay to throw out the poop-covered baby jesus. i have moved too many times, i have like the head less wiseman. >> not so wise now are ya? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: the franken scents was chopped off -- >> you can have an accident -- you never know. >> stephanie: if you put other stuff in it it makes it multi-religious, like if you put a couple of cabbage patch dolls -- when i would move and lose stuff, i would just fill it in with other kinds of dolls. >> a ganesh kresh. >> you need a kresh course on how to celebrate christmas. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: see what you did there. they are talking about the kansas city tragedy. >> women are victims of violence all the time. >> should have guns. >> or make better decisions. >> or learn to protect themselves. guns are the opportunity to equal the score against somebody more powerful than you are. >> >> stephanie: she should have made a better decision than to get her face in the way of
>> stephanie: yes. >> do you still use it? >> stephanie: no. i'm already going to hell so i think it was okay to throw out the poop-covered baby jesus. i have moved too many times, i have like the head less wiseman. >> not so wise now are ya? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: the franken scents was chopped off -- >> you can have an accident -- you never know. >> stephanie: if you put other stuff in it it makes it multi-religious, like if you put a couple of...
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♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. twenty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. [ applause ] >> stephanie: we have a tasty little news treat live in studio with us all day. >> i'm learning. >> stephanie: for television she covers her face if she has a microphone. and in her case that's a loss. >> we used to have the microphones in front of her face. >> stephanie: we're just radio geeks we don't know. rocky mountain mike wants to play the game poking the fox beehive with a sharp stick again. see if we can get back on handy tonight. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: okay. ♪ who can't make a joke now ♪ ♪ the hannity man, the hannity man ♪ ♪ the hannity man, because he [ inaudible ] to make himself look good ♪ ♪ hannity, oh hannity ♪ [ applause ] >> stephanie: oh rocky mountain mike you are a scamp. he may not have time for me tonight. he has to play more unfairly edited union footage. he incited the fight. >> yeah he shoved the guy down. >> stephanie:
♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. twenty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. [ applause ] >> stephanie: we have a tasty little news treat live in studio with us all day. >> i'm learning. >> stephanie: for television she covers her face if she has a microphone. and in her case that's a loss. >> we used to have the microphones in front of her face. >> stephanie: we're...
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[ laughter ] ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." >> malomars. >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. there's only one man that understands -- that's the author of "video of america." charlie pierce of esquire.com. ♪ why is everybody always laughing with me ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, charlie pierce. >> i'm falling it off the cliff? >> stephanie: what did you call it? the gentel fiscal incline. >> that's right. it's like they have taken all of any bad things about any way they cover on-coming hurricanes and transplanted them. >> stephanie: yeah. i love your stuff on this week. because i misplaced the remote in my hotel and throwing a shoe through a television is frowned upon my most hotel chains i came across mornings with joe. the president just won election on this issue, and it really is -- as you call it mock horror, right? >> yeah, i think even in his -- his quivering heart of hearts john boehner knows the essential parameters of the deal are going to be what geithner laid out, not what he laid out. >> stephanie: yeah. we have b
[ laughter ] ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." >> malomars. >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. there's only one man that understands -- that's the author of "video of america." charlie pierce of esquire.com. ♪ why is everybody always laughing with me ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, charlie pierce. >> i'm falling it off the cliff? >> stephanie: what did you call it? the gentel fiscal...
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miller. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." are they shooting my beaver? >> yes, your christmas beaver. >> stephanie: okay good. >> we'll call him ducky. >> stephanie: okay. thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. so it's getting exciting now on the fiscal cliff, now, ladies and gentlemen. >> yes. >> stephanie: the administration is prepared to go off the cliff if republicans do not agree to raise rates on the wealthy. let's check in with congressman peter welch. good morning. >> good morning. it is exciting. >> stephanie: it is getting exciting. >> stephanie: i just posted a piece called fiscal cliff let's take the plunge. but it was an interesting analogy of what tim geithner was saying. >> that's exactly right. and we have the leverage. the president knows he has theed with at his back and that's the solid election victory, where he reason quite explicitly on raising the tax rates on the top 2%. so he know the american people support it. the majority of romney voters on e
miller. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." are they shooting my beaver? >> yes, your christmas beaver. >> stephanie: okay good. >> we'll call him ducky. >> stephanie: okay. thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. so it's getting exciting now on the fiscal cliff, now, ladies and gentlemen. >> yes. >> stephanie: the administration is prepared to go off the cliff if republicans...
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>> stephanie: right. >> because that was wrong. >> stephanie: right. like calling them [ censor bleep ] names. >> you are an f-ing name caller. >> stephanie: bob fox news viewer. >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: this message is brought to you by a white fox viewer. i am not be a genius but i am white, and i'm smart enough not to listen to your dried up [ censor bleep ] >> oh boy. >> stephanie: have a nice christmas bitch. >> stop your name-calling bitch. >> stephanie: all right. i can't actually do my radio show from there. so you wouldn't actually be able to listen to my dried up [ censor bleep ]. because that's not where the sound comes out of. but other than that he is smart enough not to listen to my dried up [ censor bleep ]. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i got to save that one. emily, you are a big idiot in the subject line. you are a big idiot, shut your mouth, emily. >> and did she spell -- >> stephanie: actually emily gets an a for spelling. >> oh great. >> that's unusual for sean hannity. >> stephanie: ye
>> stephanie: right. >> because that was wrong. >> stephanie: right. like calling them [ censor bleep ] names. >> you are an f-ing name caller. >> stephanie: bob fox news viewer. >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: this message is brought to you by a white fox viewer. i am not be a genius but i am white, and i'm smart enough not to listen to your dried up [ censor bleep ] >> oh boy. >> stephanie: have a nice christmas bitch. >> stop your...
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>> stephanie: "the stephanie miller show" up in here. up in here. okay. 50 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number. toll free from anywhere. oh kate middleton is with child! [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> good heaven. do we know who the father is? >> i believe we do. >> stephanie: oh my goodness. high-strung sexy liberal tour director roland is now more high-strung. now down to 14 v.i.p. tickets left. probably your last chance to get meet and grope tickets for the sexy liberal in washington, d.c. inauguration weekend. did you have a thought on the royal seed? >> i was thinking of the play i did -- the musical where i played elvis, the father of the royal twins. kids. >> stephanie: in a stroke of -- best show business luck timing, what happened? >> yeah, well, the show was about to go on tour except that that night the real princess diana died. [ wah wah ] the understudy who played diana was in the tunnel two hours before the real diana. >> spooky. >> stephanie: that sucks all of the comedy out of the room right there
>> stephanie: "the stephanie miller show" up in here. up in here. okay. 50 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number. toll free from anywhere. oh kate middleton is with child! [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> good heaven. do we know who the father is? >> i believe we do. >> stephanie: oh my goodness. high-strung sexy liberal tour director roland is now more high-strung. now down to 14 v.i.p. tickets left. probably your last chance to...
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lie ♪ >> sorry. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." this hour brought to you by go to meeting with hd faces, the powerfully simple way to meet and collaborate with your team online. now you can present from your ipad. try it free for 30 days. click on the try it free button and type in the promo code, stephanie. in honor of ikea monkey. in honor of his mom getting him back because his mom misses him! okay. ♪ baby monkey ♪ ♪ baby monkey ♪ ♪ riding on a big baby monkey ♪ ♪ baby monkey ♪ ♪ baby monkey ♪ ♪ you don't know what is right ♪ ♪ you've got to keep on keeping on ♪ ♪ get on the pig and ride ♪ ♪ baby monkey ♪ >> stephanie: monkey needs his mommy. okay. >> free baby monkey. >> stephanie: exactly. at ca, at ca. >> monkeys can be dangerous. >> stephanie: not that one. he's a tiny monkey with a shearling coat. what's he going to do? [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> ask the people who live on planet of the apes what they can do. >> stephanie: damn, dirty apes. >> damn you all to hell. >> stephanie:
lie ♪ >> sorry. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." this hour brought to you by go to meeting with hd faces, the powerfully simple way to meet and collaborate with your team online. now you can present from your ipad. try it free for 30 days. click on the try it free button and type in the promo code, stephanie. in honor of ikea monkey. in honor of his mom getting him back because his mom misses him! okay. ♪ baby monkey ♪ ♪ baby monkey ♪ ♪ riding...
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been talking to stephanie stephanie miller. >> yes, stephanie miller. >> yes, i know i'm on the radio. >> stephanie: could we save our notifications until someone has finished being on stephanie miller? >> thank you. >> stephanie: 18 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> i got her number off the men's room stall. 1-800-steph-12. i think the number one thing (vo) always outspoken, now unleashed. joy behar. >> on my next show, fashion savant carson kressley goes from dancing with the stars to dishing with moi, on say anything. rich, chewy caramel rolled up in smooth milk chocolate. don't forget about that payroll meeting. rolo.get your smooth on. also in minis. ♪ all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 23 minutes after the hour. the rude pundit coming up at the box the hour. look who's going to challenge reince priebus jim. >> reince priebus! >> stephanie: jc watts. that will be entertaining. [ applause ] >> who are you talking about? >> stephanie: as jim said, when they made
been talking to stephanie stephanie miller. >> yes, stephanie miller. >> yes, i know i'm on the radio. >> stephanie: could we save our notifications until someone has finished being on stephanie miller? >> thank you. >> stephanie: 18 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> i got her number off the men's room stall. 1-800-steph-12. i think the number one thing (vo) always outspoken, now unleashed. joy behar. >> on...
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stephanie. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: i'm calling just about -- i'm getting fed up about how sick this country is. this country -- you get people like glenn beck on tv. now they're going to lay low for awhile and then they'll start talking. but this country is sick. it is sick to be able to allow this thing to go on forever and ever. >> stephanie: you know james it is interesting and again i'm not trying to pass a finger this way or that way we've talked about the mom here. a lot of -- the stuff she believed in is stuff glenn beck talks about. sometimes there is a price to be paid for selling fear and paranoia. you have to stockpile weapons because the end is coming and all of that stuff right? >> caller: don't you think she was a little sick like i'm trying to say. i know she's a victim, too. >> stephanie: yes, she is. by the way chris did you hear this? i heard somewhere yesterday on the radio about she was going to have him committed or he found that out or that may have been part of the mo
stephanie. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: i'm calling just about -- i'm getting fed up about how sick this country is. this country -- you get people like glenn beck on tv. now they're going to lay low for awhile and then they'll start talking. but this country is sick. it is sick to be able to allow this thing to go on forever and ever. >> stephanie: you know james it is interesting and again i'm not trying to pass a finger this way or that way we've talked about the mom here....
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. >> caller: hi, stephanie. >> stephanie: hi, go ahead. >> caller: "the stephanie miller show." >> stephanie: you would like to be what? >> caller: the official travelling salesman of "the stephanie miller show." >> stephanie: okay. go ahead. >> caller: the comment about the defense of marriage act. you don't have to have a degree in political science to see that if you just read the constitution, it is clearly a constitutional -- amendment. driver's license is good in one state, it should be good in another state. it should apply to marriage certificates. defense of marriage act is a crazy point. >> stephanie: we got your point but we missed every other word. >> listener milt would like to say regarding the bible caller, mark stops at chapter 16 so he's not sure what mark 20-25 means. >> stephanie: you mean he mae have misspoke? >> he may have misspoke. >> stephanie: jesus meant the gays. that's what he meant. >> in mark -- >> mark 140-270. he says -- [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you have a bigger bible. we would have known that right away. all right. whatever. >> i have read the bible. i hav
. >> caller: hi, stephanie. >> stephanie: hi, go ahead. >> caller: "the stephanie miller show." >> stephanie: you would like to be what? >> caller: the official travelling salesman of "the stephanie miller show." >> stephanie: okay. go ahead. >> caller: the comment about the defense of marriage act. you don't have to have a degree in political science to see that if you just read the constitution, it is clearly a constitutional --...
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>> stephanie: he does. >> because you're a chick. >> stephanie: okay. >> no, he means the front. >> stephanie: no caps anywhere to be seen. hope you get your nasty [ bleep ] off the air. it was a c word but it is not that one. >> it could be a plumber's but it's not. >> we know what the word is now. come on. >> stephanie: thanks, jack. happy holidays to you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: do not have the -- either the energy or the know-how to get into the big box. he clearly had a lot more to say to me. >> he didn't give you a reason why he wanted to get your -- >> stephanie: my nasty [ bleep ] off the air. >> he just ordered you to. >> stephanie: he said he hopes that i do. >> oh. >> stephanie: i hate to disappoint him. i have no plans unless he knows something i don't know. hmm, speaking of wow. speaking of nasty caroline says steph, i can't believe the 38 republican senators who voted against the united nations treaty to protect the rights of the disabled. this is like a christmas carol. there's poor bob dole off his deathbed in a wheelchair -- >> he's been ill yeah. >> stephanie: last week h
>> stephanie: he does. >> because you're a chick. >> stephanie: okay. >> no, he means the front. >> stephanie: no caps anywhere to be seen. hope you get your nasty [ bleep ] off the air. it was a c word but it is not that one. >> it could be a plumber's but it's not. >> we know what the word is now. come on. >> stephanie: thanks, jack. happy holidays to you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: do not have the -- either the energy or the know-how to...
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>>tv and radio talk show host stephanie miller rounds out current's morning news block. >>you're welcome current tv audience for the visual candy. >>sharp tongue, quick whit and above all, politically direct. >>you just think there is no low they won't go to. oh, no. if al gore's watching today... [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> announcer: broadcasting across the nation on your radio and on current tv, this is the "bill press show." >> bill: karl rove accuses commerce secretary john bryson >> bill: a lot of talk about gun control. will we see any action this time? good morning everybody. what do you say? good to see you today. it is tuesday december 18. this is the "full court press." we're coming to you live from washington, d.c. hope you're off to a good start wherever you happen to be in this great land of ours. obviously i'm not. and it is great to see you. invite you to join the conversation any time by giving us a call at 1-866-55-press. or sending us a little tweet message on twitter at bpshow. we're following you at bpshow. and on facebook. facebook.com/billpressshow here i
>>tv and radio talk show host stephanie miller rounds out current's morning news block. >>you're welcome current tv audience for the visual candy. >>sharp tongue, quick whit and above all, politically direct. >>you just think there is no low they won't go to. oh, no. if al gore's watching today... [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> announcer: broadcasting across the nation on your radio and on current tv, this is the "bill press show." >> bill: karl rove accuses...
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hi, billy. >> caller: stephanie in >> stephanie: yes, sir. >> caller: happy new year almost. >> stephanie: thank you. you too. >> caller: i have listening to all of this about this tragedy. there is really no way to stop this stuff. it's people. >> stephanie: so we shouldn't try anything. >> caller: the way to combat evil is with good. so in that spirit i want to call you and wish you a happy day, happy new year and merry christmas and try to do something nice. there is no way to combat evil. >> stephanie: i'm going to give you a hundred dollars profilers gift card. how about that. >> caller: be that as it may -- obama said it right. there's no law that is going to change this -- >> there's no one thing that can change it, but a combination of things could do it. >> caller: well, that's not going to change it. on the same day that they had this gun violence in connecticut, in china at a school there was -- >> with a knife. >> caller: with a knife. >> stephanie: about nobody was killed as far as i know. >> caller: you can't combat evil except with good. >> stephanie: no one was killed thou
hi, billy. >> caller: stephanie in >> stephanie: yes, sir. >> caller: happy new year almost. >> stephanie: thank you. you too. >> caller: i have listening to all of this about this tragedy. there is really no way to stop this stuff. it's people. >> stephanie: so we shouldn't try anything. >> caller: the way to combat evil is with good. so in that spirit i want to call you and wish you a happy day, happy new year and merry christmas and try to do...
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at smshow. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ [ inaudible ] ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show," welcome it to, twenty-two minutes after the hour. we are so competitive, aren't we karl? >> that's right. >> stephanie: ed asner who is on today's show also made news busters. he asked a fox news producer if he could urinate on him. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. you win this round, asner. >> in fairness to asner, maybe he thought it was a shower with bill o'reilly that he was getting into? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: let's continue. bryan fischer on that there american family the kind of family that does not involve the gays. >> no. >> this whole concept of using a weapon for self-defense is rooted in the teaching of christ. >> what? >> so we have a legal principal that is rooted in the teaching of christ. it's hard to get much more legitimate than that. >> how many people did jesus kill. >> stephanie: i don't remember jesus talking about the guns so much karl. >> i do. remember when he said father forgive them for they know not what they do but they will have to
at smshow. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ [ inaudible ] ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show," welcome it to, twenty-two minutes after the hour. we are so competitive, aren't we karl? >> that's right. >> stephanie: ed asner who is on today's show also made news busters. he asked a fox news producer if he could urinate on him. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. you win this round, asner. >> in fairness to asner, maybe he...
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>> stephanie: it is the "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. hump days with sexy liberal hal sparks next hour. 34 minutes after the hour. why there's only one man who understands and that's -- >> he's a crown. that -- >> pierce. >> charlie pierce, political columnist for esquire.com. ♪ why is everybody always laughing with me ♪ >> stephanie: good morning charlie pierce. >> it is wednesday not tuesday but it is wednesday with tuesday in its heart. >> stephanie: are you feeling better? >> i have a medical condition which requires them to take a pint of blood out of me once a month so we did that yesterday. so in the ultimate act of post-feminist revenge, i have to bleed once a month. >> see what you did there. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> stephanie: okay. you're a pint low. >> i am a pint low but what i lost in blood i made up in snarks. they had the snark tube in the other arm. >> stephanie: fabulous work at the esquire.com nonetheless. i loved your piece because it was so, you know, personal and obviously -- you know, nobody debunks the talking po
>> stephanie: it is the "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. hump days with sexy liberal hal sparks next hour. 34 minutes after the hour. why there's only one man who understands and that's -- >> he's a crown. that -- >> pierce. >> charlie pierce, political columnist for esquire.com. ♪ why is everybody always laughing with me ♪ >> stephanie: good morning charlie pierce. >> it is wednesday not tuesday but it is wednesday with tuesday in...